Amused by the News

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What's new since September 2017?

Yeah, it’s been a long time since I posted. I’ve been sooooo busy. . . .

Naw. That’s a lie. Not that I haven’t been busy, but that being busy is the reason I haven’t posted. Don’t you hate it when people don’t return your call as they promised and the first thing they say when they finally get around to it is, “I’m sorry, I’ve been sooooo busy!”

Yeah? Go screw yourself. You brush me off and then have the nerve to basically say, “I’ve been so busy with important things that I didn’t have time to waste on a low-priority item like you.”

You’ve been busy, have you? Did you ever take the trash out during that time? It would have taken much less to time call me than it does to take out the trash. So, I rank below trash to you? Thanks. I repeat, go screw yourself. How about just saying, “I’m sorry”? How about that?

So, I haven’t posted here because it just wasn’t that important to me. I took out the trash. I read books. I binge-watched mediocre seasons of two or three Netflix original series (not including F is for Family because that was definitely worth it).

You know what? I started this damn blog. I don’t have to post here. I’ll post here when I am good and ready.

Wow, another sidetracking rant. No wonder I don’t have the time to post here. However, I started this blog for a good reason, which escapes me now, so I am going to start one more time, and I swear by my faded Cincinnati Reds t-shit I won’t stop. If that doesn’t make sense check out my Daily Blog and Bluster page for today. It’ll help.

A lot of interesting stuff going on in the news, even aside from our Commandeerer in Chief (laughter). Get it? Two letter “e”s, not one, as in commandeer, verb, to take possession of something - President Trump has taken possession of the news cycle day in and day out.

We’ll get to that tomorrow.

And yes, I did do that annoying thing where people take verbs and make nouns out of them and think it’s creative or witty. Commandeer, commandeerer.

Later.