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What is your honest opinion of President Trump?

Honesty is a bitch, no? Why would I answer this question? Well, someone asked.

But honestly, my opinion of our President fluctuates between one of two things. I hate to use "My Dad used to say. . ." but in this case my Dad used two old metaphors to describe people like President Trump.

The first is "They think their shit doesn't stink." In other words, because these people feel superior to everyone else they do not believe their negative actions should be subject to review or judgment by other people.

The second saying is similar to the first, with a slight twist. My Dad also used to say, "They think their shit is ice cream." This means that the person thinks they are so superior that no matter how badly they fuck something up they perceive the outcome to be good and unquestionable.

In my humble opinion, President Trump thinks his shit is ice cream.